mean lady ramblings: Father's day

family qoutes

Kayla- when asked to name the planets "Uterus" was the response.

Gabriel- 1st day of school "some girl hit me today" why?
" because I told her I look good"

Gabriel-when asking quetions about my surgery " will you still have your legs?"

Gabriel- when asking you to do something for him " I'll give you a dollar if you do it"

Kayla- while in the car in response to something another kid said " f!%#k is okay to say because it isn't even a real word, it is a made up word!"

Gabriel- when something doesn't go as planned " ohhh, tartar sauce"

Gabriel- After seeing me for the first time after surgery " Mom, you do look like a zombie"

Kayla- when taken to the salon to have her haircut, never said a word to me, just handed me a picture of a devil with the word "mom" printed above it with an arrow pointing to the picture. Not a fan of haircuts!!

Kayla- When discussing her upcoming birthday party " can I please have a limo? All the pop stars have them!" My reply? "Get in the backseat of the van and I will drive you without talking to you!!"

Gabriel- when asked if he likes school- "I love school, except for the homework...and some of the kids......and wearing a coat."

Gabriel- When asked about "girlfriends"- "I have a lot of girlfriends cuz they think I am handsome and they love me." The average age of his "girlfriends"? 9 or older!

Gabriel- when talking about moving out- "I am going to have a huge house with a pool inside and a room for my mom to sleep in when she comes to make my dinner and wash my dirty clothes."

Gabriel- "When I have kids I am going to have exercise stuff and I will let my kids play on it whenever they want cuz I will be nice to them." Why would he says this? Because I don't let him play on my exercise stuff!

Kayla- in regards to boys? "No way, they just drive me insane!

Gabriel- when talking about April Fool's Day " I am gonna play the best Frank on you mom! You can't do it because you are too old to play Franks!" Hehe just wait till they see what I have in store for them! Bwahahaha